Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
