OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
MIDGETS
????
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
