Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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