you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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