I need help removing her.
Where is the hickey?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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