his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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