I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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