I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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