You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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