i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize