in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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