your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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