I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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