If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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