i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So. Much. Porn.
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