It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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