I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize