when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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