Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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