My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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