just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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