Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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