this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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