I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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