He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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