were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I am naked and annoyed.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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