What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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