WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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