She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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