Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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