Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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