The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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