hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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