Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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