? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
