True but thats because hes a fetus.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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