I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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