Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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