I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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