I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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