I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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