this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
