please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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