If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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