Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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