Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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