My boss' voice literally gives me gas
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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