Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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