They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
