How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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