She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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