Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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