shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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